You bunch of sad sorry suckers.
I'm going to get through this by being very open about the fact that I am not going to participate in the consumer end of this holiday, in hopes that by avoiding that stress I will actually enjoy it. Don't get wrong, I do in fact have 'things' that I will be handing over to a select few, good old, home made things. Take'em or leave'em people, its all I got. And while all you delusional holiday freaks are out there waiting on lines that circle the store, putting your life on the line in hysterical crowded stampedes at the mall, and fashionably going broke with every swift swipe of your credit and debit cards, I'll be sitting here eating bon bons.
Alright so I'm going to just come out right now and say that I am definitely not sitting around eating bon bons. I'm not even really sure what bon bons are. But I am definitely dedicated to not going crazy this year. I'm just not going to do it, and I don't care how it comes off.
Hayley 1, Xmas 0
But you know what really rocked this weekend? Holiday parties. Good job people, good times.
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